This holiday season, say it with pr0n apology e-cards.

Xeni Jardin 8:34 am Wed Nov 27, 2002

Just in time for the holidays: an online ministry catering to Internet "pornography addicts and the people who love them" offers a line of "porn apology e-cards". Each bears a twelve-steppy message about the pain of digital pr0n dependency, incribed over oddly suggestive photo backgrounds like this _really_big_flower_, Georgia O'Keefe style. At left: "Your pornography addiction is leaving me lonely lately. Why am I not enough?"

UPDATE: RCB just posted a hilarious, free response card. Suitable for framing, or e-mailing to your favorite Evangelical Antipornista.

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