In addition to cellphone etiquette tips, a new marketing brochure from handset maker Nokia offers advice on how to live long and prosper.
"Don't use your mobile phone when you're driving. Signal when you change lanes, stop when the light turns red and watch out for that kid on the bicycle… And it wouldn't kill you if you called your mother every once in a while," reads a Nokia marketing brochure. Friendless phone owners are out of luck if they expect their Nokia cellphones to ring, it adds. "No one will call you if you don't have any friends," reads the leaflet sent to shops around the world selling the Nokia 6800 model.
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Those in need of cellphone etiquette guidance or lifestyle tips could also turn to Nokia: "If you use your mobile phone in a fast-food restaurant, keep your voice down so you won't annoy people. And order a salad … Quit smoking. Drink less."
