Soon, a scaly lizard demon will trudge down Hollywood Boulevard. Mactresses shriek, clutching their knockoff Prada handbags. Trannies, junkies, and star map sellers scatter in all directions. Squinting through heady smog, the monster flails two little arms impotently in the air. He belches smoke, and groans a terrifying groan. Then — splat! One clawed hand smacks down into a grey puddle of moist cement.
No, I'm not talking about Jack Valenti. On November 29, Godzilla finally gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Link to blogging.la post, Link to Japan Today story, and Link to Godzilla, Final Wars — the 28th Godzilla film, due out on 12/4/2004, and purportedly last in the series.
