Take a deep breath, try to stay with me here. The US Supreme Court has ruled that masturbating on a police uniform in an adult video sold on eBay is not First Amendment-protected speech if you are an off-duty cop whose AOL alias is codestud3. And who says the law is boring? Link to PDF decision. Link to news story, Link to another. (Thanks to multiple smutlaw scouts including Darren Bedwell)
Supremes reject eBay porno cop's case
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