More voicemail fun: why don't they outlaw BBQ Forks?

Boing Boing reader Scott Lawrence says:

Along the lines of the other telephone calls posted, a friend managed to tape this off of the radio a bunch of years back. It's not as angry as either of the posted calls, but it's entertaining. I believe it might be from the Art Bell show, although I'm not sure. (Ed: It's from Jim Bohanon's show).

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Previously: Crop circle psycho science, Foreigners don't have computers!, and Girl I Know You Messin Wit my Man.