Unmissable headlines from today's Onion: "Government Relief Workers Mosey In To Help," "Louisiana National Guard Offers Help By Phone From Iraq" "Refugees Moved From Sewage-Contaminated Superdome To Hellhole Of Houston," and "Bush Urges Victims To Gnaw On Bootstraps For Sustenance."Link
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