Click for full size. Spotted on Metafilter by Boing Boing reader Ross Nelson, attribution info gladly accepted and reader Sereena X says,
"This link is from March 15, 2005."
Sean Bonner has another suggestion here.
And Boing Boing reader Charles Vestal says,
I set up a script so you can generate your own fake CNN story about how Dick Cheney shot you or a loved one. It can yield some interesting results. Enjoy!
Reader comment: Eric says,
I believe the list should certainly include "outing your status as a covert intelligence agent."