Drunk driver saved in court by "Shania Twain" defense

Obviously, his car accidents happened because Ms. Twain is a shitty driver. Snip from CBC News story:

One of the most notorious drunk drivers in [Ottawa, Canada] has been found not criminally responsible on his latest impaired driving charges because of a mental disorder that makes him believe female celebrities are controlling his actions.

Matt Brownlee was arrested last October after police spotted a pickup truck speeding along a busy street in downtown Ottawa. The 33-year-old man told psychiatrists that he knew the legal repercussions of his actions, but believed singer Shania Twain was helping him drive.

Link (via Warren Ellis). Image: AP file photo.

Reader comment: Jon Power says,

Nevermind dangerous driving, Shania Twain has shot a man!