When will I stop writing about earwax cleaning?

Ototek LoopMeghan says: "I know the whole earwax thing has been beaten to death [Meghan, we are just getting started on the subject — Mark], but I figured I might as well give you guys a link to my 'earwax salvation' (or something or other).

"My family has 'exessive earwax problems' and I often used whatever was available to get out the gunk (sometimes with the added painful sensation of poking your eardrum).

"Now I use this product called the Ototek Loop. You can jam it in your ear and swirl it around to your hearts content and you won't risk eardrum injury.

"Ahhhh sweeet relief!"

[This illustration is curious, isn't it? The earwax globule is white, and the person's head is earwax colored.]

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