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From: The WELL Help Desk
Date: Mar 2, 2007 11:36 AM
Subject: Your registration for membership in The WELL
To: mitnick@…We have decided not to offer you membership in The WELL. Your payment will be refunded, and your application is denied.
The WELL staff
Kevin Poulsen posts Kevin Mitnick's response, and explains why this news is funny, here.