Two options:
(1) Saw off your leg and sell it to a Dreamworks publicist before July 4.
(2) Transform it (heh) into an even bigger tattoo.
Max, whose before and after leg is shown above (still undetached, still unsold to Dreamworks) explains:
"When I was 19 three friends and I got Transformer tattoos on ourselves. Within a few years we were no longer friends and after a few more years I could no longer recall why I wanted a Decepticon on my body. I could make up some stuff but when it came right down to it I made an impulsive decision."
Read, and see, the rest of his tattoo tale here: Link. (Thanks, Craig) ( posted from Guatemala / Xeni )