Bicycle defense kit fits in Altoids tin


Luke Iseman sells a Bicycle Defense Kit for $19.90.

The Bicycle Defense Kit (BDK) offers options for dealing with aggressive motorists. Contained within an altoids tin, the 8 tools vary in detectability, potential to cause damage, and legality.

Specifically, cyclists can:

• Issue "citizen citations" with official-ish tickets.

• Label offending vehicles with an "I was a jerk to a cyclist" sticker.

• Introduce the risk of paint damage with a Jolly Rancher.

• Create certain coating cremation via DOT3 brake fluid.

• Make cars stink worse than their exhaust with a carefully-placed stink bomb.

• Throw a trusty bolt to dent offending traffic as it passes.

• Lock out loony drivers by filling their keyholes with super glue.

• Cut through tire valve stems with a utility blade.

Bicycle Defense Kit