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In today's episode of "Make America Deflate Again," President Trump told Americans to lower their expectations about the economy. As reported by Axios, Trump's solution to potential toy shortages is… READ THE REST

A woman whose pigs killed and by one account "partially ate" a neighbor was ordered to pay a $200 fine, reports WTRF News from Pataskala, Ohio. Rebecca Westergaard, 74, was… READ THE REST

Impressively long if lacking girth, the Bayeux Tapestry narrates the Norman conquest of England. But how many penises are embroidered therein? Oxford professor George Garnett counts 93 cocks, 88 belonging… READ THE REST

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TL;DR: Grab Microsoft Office 2024 Home for Mac or PC for $129.97 (reg. $149.99)—a one-time payment, forever access, and no subscription drama. There's generally a lot going on these days—in life, on your… READ THE REST