OK, I know everyone is covering this, but that does not mitigate the severity of its awesomeness. 84-year-old actor Dick Van Dyke falls asleep on surfboard, and delightful sea mammals push him safely to shore (on porpoise!).
(via The Guardian)
PS: I have no regrets about that bad pun.
Clarification: While Dick is 84 now, this happened a while ago. Video of story (starts at 8:30).
Image: "ã¯ã€œã„♪ Hello!," a CC-licensed image by Kiuko.