Who are you? I'm your f'ing muse, you little polyp. [Oglaf. NSFW]
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Conman Congressperson George Santos headed to the hoosegow
GOP puppy thief George Santos has been sentenced to more than seven years in prison for his long list of terrible con jobs. George Santos pleaded guilty to a list… READ THE REST
Trump's surgeon general pick needs emergency treatment for truth deficiency
Trump's nominee for Surgeon General was caught by CBS News doctoring her medical pedigree like a teenager editing their fake ID. Turns out our Dr. Janette Nesheiwat got her degree… READ THE REST
Your yearly existential crisis, now with bonus Beatles references
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