A certain class of jokes write themselves here, yes, but that does not mean I am obliged to write them down. [Video Link: Len Fiorenz's YouTube. Thanks, Jess!]
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Windows 11 Pro is the gaming upgrade you never knew you needed
TL;DR: Microsoft's most up-to-date and gamer-friendly OS, Windows 11 Pro, is now on sale for only $19.97 (reg. $199) through September 29! Nothing's better than shutting down your work laptop to… READ THE REST
Runaway penguin home after 18-mile ocean adventure
Pen-chan is a six-year-old Cape penguin that escaped from Aichi Prefecture, Japan, and entered the sea during an event on August 25th. Pen-chan was born and raised in captivity, so… READ THE REST
Scientists win award for discovering mammals can breath through our anuses
The 34th First Annual Ig Nobel prize ceremony took place at MIT last night, honoring scientific achievements that "first make people laugh, and then make them think." The winners included… READ THE REST
This VPN router is the key to getting the 'Spider-Man' movies back on Netflix!
TL;DR: This VPN router can unblock content on your streaming services, and it's available for $159 when you use coupon code CONNECT through September 29! Is it us, or is Netflix seriously… READ THE REST
Upgrade your life for $25 with a 1-year Sam's Club membership with auto-renew
TL;DR: A 1-year Sam's Club membership with auto-renew is just $25 (reg. $50) through September 27. Adulting is tough, but guess what? Sam's Club is here to make it a little easier, and… READ THE REST
Don't miss a year of Microsoft 365 for $39.97 with 1TB of cloud storage
TL;DR: A 1-year subscription to Microsoft 365 is just $39.97 (reg. $69) through September 29. Running outdated software is like rocking a flip phone at a tech convention. No shame, but c'mon—it's 2024,… READ THE REST
