"I don't know what it was that finally prompted the gnomes to take up arms. Maybe it was one too many gopher invasions. Perhaps it was the overwhelming gaudiness of neighboring plastic pink flamingos encroaching on their ancestral homeland. Or maybe they just finally got tired of the media portraying them as traveling morons. Either way, they've had enough and they're out for blood." [Shawn Thorsson's Etsy store via @greatdismal]
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Pasadena cops discover "just joking" does not stop bullets
Pasadena police released dashcam video of an officer shooting another officer during what the chief called "horseplay," which is a cute word for people with badges forgetting guns are not… READ THE REST
Supreme Court will decide if pot smokers can own guns
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Trump: "You can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns."
After federal goons executed Alex Pretti on the street in Minneapolis, the Trump administration pounced upon what it thought was its best bet to justify it: Pretti had a gun.… READ THE REST
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