Matthew (of Guy Fawkes bandanna fame) writes, "These acid-etched stainless steel lockpick earrings are an elegant accessory perfect for quick escapes, late nights, and lost keys. They feature a selection of picks, rakes, and a tension bar. The earrings are slim and lightweight, meant for wearing around everyday and having a set on hand in case of emergencies – getting locked out, losing your keys, or showing up everybody at a spontaneous locksport competition." 35 bucks (cheap!).