A classic favorite of Boing Boing editors, the Useless Machine has been implemented as a website for your button-pressing pleasure.
Pixel-art Useless Machine on the web

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Vintage toy catalog drawings more fun than the toys
These vintage toy catalog drawings and descriptions are so incredible that I would happily buy a book full of them without any of the actual toys present (although I'd be… READ THE REST
The Fart Piano is ridiculously sophomoric, and I love it
If you've never experienced the mellifluous sounds of the Fart Piano, you're truly missing out. What's a Fart Piano, you ask? It's a battery-operated toy that went by the full name… READ THE REST
Cabbage Patch riots: the chaotic holiday toy craze of 1983
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