Eyeless dolphin-like creature washes ashore in Mexico

Vaguely-sourced and the toast of British tabloids, this unfortunate creature reportedly washed ashore on the beach at Destiladeras, Mexico. It has a dolphin-like head, but no eyes and a large eel-like body.

Local media confirmed that no one had been able to identify the strange animal, but there were also no reports in the media suggesting that it was a fake.

I love that they "confirmed" no-one knows anything about it.