These shoes rock

Bravest Studios and artist Canyaon (insta) are responsible for these stone-cold foam clogs, which allow one to stand among rocks, pebbles and small boulders without them noticing you.

They're handcrafted from ethylene-vinyl acetate and are listed with women's sizes (men "take 2 sizes smaller") with a recommendation to size up if you're between sizes. They are hand-painted with "realistic moss" and come in a collector-quality box.

I don't think I've ever spent $110 on a pair of sneakers, but that's not terribly expensive. There are many other marvels of footwear to be found at Bravest Studios' website. I might buy this hat. But I won't be buying these slippers.

Bravest Studios' Toe Slip
Bravest Studios' Toe Slip