Beijing once again gets the full Grandpa Pudding Brains experience!
There's diplomacy, and then there's whatever it's called when The Orange Menace visits China and attempts cultural flattery by inventing restaurant statistics on the spot. Offering Beijing a clear indicator that they'll have to put in less effort to convince him their ideas were actually his than usual.
I can only imagine this was a joke he heard from his ghoul Miller, and Trump loved it so much he thought it would make him likable to Chinese officials.
Previously:
• Grandpa Pudding Brains sizes up Elvis for a fistfight at Graceland
• Grandpa Pudding Brains, once again, confused by a colloquialism
• Grandpa Pudding Brains gleefully describes his experiments in necromancy
