Florida gubernatorial candidate Byron Donalds has attracted more than $5 million in support from a pro-AI super PAC. He is also losing Republican voters who do not want the industry's… Read the rest of the article: The newest bipartisan issue: not wanting an AI data center next door
Half the sea lion pups born this season at La Jolla Cove have died, according to the Sierra Club Seal Society, compared with 10% in the nearby area closed to… Read the rest of the article: Half the sea lion pups died at La Jolla Cove. People are arguing about cones
The confused old man was honoring the Dodgers when his script handed him a number: 229 days. Donnie Two-Pencils read it, called it a strange fact, disclaimed responsibility for it,… Read the rest of the article: Grandpa Pudding Brains encounters the concept of elapsed time
Cop City protester Samuel Tunick was forced to turn over his password during a warrantless search. Tunick gave them his duress password, and Federal agents unknowingly wiped his phone. Prosecutors… Read the rest of the article: Border agents entered his password. His phone erased itself. Now he faces a felony
America's most stable genius assessed Venezuela's readiness for elections using the diplomatic framework he knows best: pageant results. Asked when Venezuela would hold elections, The Orange Menace said the country… Read the rest of the article: Grandpa Pudding Brains cites pageant experience as Venezuela expertise
Asked whether he was racist, Elon Musk cited his partner, children and racially diverse executives. The next question went less smoothly.
Los Angeles has a few storied movie theaters, and none are more beloved than the Cinerama Dome. After being closed for years, Sony has reached a deal to reopen it… Read the rest of the article: Sony saves the Cinerama Dome from becoming condos or sadness
The Uncle Sam's Army handed millions of employees "unlimited" AI tokens, urged them to use more, and was shocked when they did. Reportedly, the Big Green Machine bought an annual… Read the rest of the article: U.S. Army finds out unlimited isn't
The Orange Menace offered a fallen service member's grieving family a ride on his special Air Force One, and proudly reported their response: "They said wow." What Trump remembers about… Read the rest of the article: Grandpa Pudding Brains tells grieving parents they can ride on his cool plane
Elon Musk, whose promises traditionally arrive years late or not at all, says Grok Imagine will make a full-length, "historically accurate" adaptation of The Odyssey before Christmas 2026. At last,… Read the rest of the article: Elon Musk promises you a historically accurate Cyclops
Measles is having its best year in America since 1991, which is excellent news for measles and a little embarrassing for everyone else. Most of the cases are among unvaccinated… Read the rest of the article: The anti-vax movement keeps setting records nobody wanted
On his way to receive four fallen service members at Dover, the President of the United States claimed the dead had strongly endorsed the Iran policy that sent them there.… Read the rest of the article: Trump makes the dead endorse his war
Before becoming a 1980s TV-dinner hall of famer, Salisbury steak was a 19th-century health fad. Dr. James Salisbury looked at chopped beef and somehow saw medicine; America looked at it… Read the rest of the article: Salisbury steak was health food before it became cafeteria nostalgia
The Orange Menace puked out a Truth Social post that started whinging over how Iran's "Arrogance" and the Reflecting Pool are his "TOP Concerns," then somehow swerved into an ad… Read the rest of the article: Grandpa Pudding Brains turns foreign policy into a crypto gold-card ad
Honest Trailers tackles Backrooms, the horror franchise where the monster is fear and the production designer apparently died in a 1990s office park. The creepiest place in America is not… Read the rest of the article: Honest Trailers gets lost in the beige hell of Backrooms
Asked why Democrats dumped Graham Platner after a sexual-assault allegation while Republicans keep Max Miller and Cory Mills in the conference despite domestic-violence allegations, "MAGA" Mike Johnson's offered the kind… Read the rest of the article: Mike Johnson discovers the word "allegation" only applies to Republicans
"Surveillance Monitor" gets a new meaning. LG's screens have apparently entered their "consent is someone else's problem" phase: some monitors can trigger silent Windows software installs, while some LG TV… Read the rest of the article: LG monitors install spyware; LG TVs make wiretapping your problem
Trump Border "Czar" Tom Homan's message is clear: when masked men come for you, surrender first and ask questions after they bash your head into the pavement. Make the violence… Read the rest of the article: Tom "Bag o' Cash" Homan says people killed by ICE should have complied
Andrew Tate, the misogynist influencer facing rape and sex-trafficking charges in multiple countries, was arrested in Miami this weekend, putting another accused sex offender from Trumpworld's orbit back in the… Read the rest of the article: Andrew Tate, another accused sex offender in Trumpworld's orbit, arrested in Miami
California already had feral pigs. Then a Monterey County landowner added Russian wild boars for sport hunting, and nature responded with a century-long "absolutely not." Like many problems in California,… Read the rest of the article: California's wild pig problem started when a rich guy imported Russian chaos hogs
