The Mouth of Moron reading directly from "Dear Leader" playbook

Jason Weisberger 11:53 am Wed Apr 8, 2026

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Convicted felon Donald Trump's untrustworthy, scowling Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt gave a statement that sounds more like North Korean propaganda than ever before. Declaring victory over Iran while having achieved none of their goals in their unjust war is sadly to be expected.

It seems the ceasefire may already be falling apart, as Trump seems to have forgotten to tell Israel about it.

Previously:
• Trump's plan for Iran is: ¯(ツ)/¯
• Iran's $2,000 drones vs. America's $5 million missiles
• Iran hacked FBI Director 'Ka$h' Patel's personal email
• Hegseth's broker tried to buy millions in defense stocks before Iran attack
• Iran teaches Grandpa Puddin' Brains diplomacy while he imagines Iranians begging for more bombs

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