"Cello goblin" Rushadicus goes full goblin mode outside Scientology center in wild viral performance

Rushadicus, self-described as the "infamous cello goblín from the land of sneth," stirred up some glorious mischief outside a Scientology center — watch the video here. Rushadicus plays the cello in a way that can only be defined as "goblin mode."

His cello skills, combined with the jagged way he moves and the unhinged sounds he makes with his mouth, are a discordant delight to witness. I'm sure this is the most excitement anyone from the center has seen in ages. Perhaps this is exactly what the people looking out the windows of that building needed.

This kind of performance is likely the only thing that could lure me anywhere near a Scientology center. Perhaps the people running the center should hire Rushadicus to gain more support. Rushadicus, you've stolen my heart.

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