Grandpa Pudding Brains has solved one of America's great hidden problems: the 22 waterfalls, most of which apparently had not worked for 50 years. This guy really loves water features.
Trump was talking about Washington, D.C. fountain and reflecting-pool renovations when the sentence wandered off and came back carrying a snow globe. "We have 22 waterfalls," he said, adding that most had not worked for more than 50 years. This is how infrastructure sounds when filtered through a hotel lobby.
Please stick to the rivers and the delusions you're used to.
Previously:
• Grandpa Pudding Brains unveils 'our pool is bigger than skyscrapers' chart
• Grandpa Puddin' Brains barrels past the last guardrail of reality
• Grandpa Pudding Brains on walking without legs
• Grandpa Pudding Brains says the Supreme Court he rigged is rigged
