Please Remain Seated, Permanezca Sentados Por Favor!
A 13-year-old boy at Disneyland climbed out of his Tiana's Bayou Adventure ride vehicle before the end of the attraction and then received a brief, terrifying seminar in why Disney repeatedly, and in multiple languages, tells you to stay in your seat.
Thankfully, the kid was not meaningfully injured. Also, thankfully, Disney did not have to add a new animatronic at the bottom of the flume explaining that teenagers are nature's way of testing liability waivers.
Disneyland can make frogs sing, ghosts dance, and presidents talk, but it cannot make a teenage boy remain seated in a moving log ride.
Previously:
• Major Disneyland attractions shut over OSHA violations
• A peek into Disneyland's Dead Man's Grotto
• Disney worker hurt stopping 400lb fake boulder rolling into audience
