The Orange Menace's newly renovated Reflecting Pool turned green, peeled apart, and became a national monument to contractor-grade grift, so naturally, Trump has identified the real villain: an alleged Hillary-Biden-ActBlue pool saboteur.
This is the thing Donholio does when reality is too small for him. The Reflecting Pool did not merely have a botched renovation. It could not simply be a blue-painted algae slurry brought to you by haste, vanity, and some extremely lucky "no-bid" contractors. No, it needed lore. It needed a motive. It needed a Democratic NPC with a backstory, a donation history, and presumably dramatic underwater knife skills that undermine patriotism itself.
The simplest explanation is usually correct, unless you are Trump, in which case the simplest explanation is that Joe Biden personally radicalized a canoeist.
