Portlandia sneak peek: guest star Bobby Moynihan needs someone to watch his genderless child while he does his Christmas shopping.

Paramount just released the first official still from Star Trek Into Darkness with a caption that seems to identify Benedict Cumberbatch's mystery villain as John Harrison. But — and it's… Read the rest of the article: Benedict Cumberbatch's role in Star Trek Into Darkness revealed! Or is it? [UPDATED]

Ian McKellen in "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers," 2002. Photo: New Line Cinema In an interview with The Mirror, Sir Ian McKellen revealed that he's been living… Read the rest of the article: Ian McKellen opens up about his years-long battle with prostate cancer

Samuel L. Jackson seriously wants to be in the new Star Wars movies. He doesn't care how it happens, he doesn't care how many arms he has or how dead… Read the rest of the article: Samuel L. Jackson on the new Star Wars: "I could be a ghost hologram. I don't care."

While you still won't be able to buy that Slayer Christmas sweater you've been wanting ever since you knew it existed, there is another equally hardcore option if you're still… Read the rest of the article: This is the ugly Christmas sweater that defeated all the rest

What's the deal with texting? Are you being sarcastic? Are you mad at me? Are you typing this while on the toilet? I don't wanna be a meme! Did you… Read the rest of the article: Modern Seinfeld Twitter account pitches episodes for the Facebook age

Not content with merely continuing stories, Marvel has announced another reboot of a movie they made not that long ago. Josh Trank, director of Chronicle, will bring Fantastic Four back… Read the rest of the article: Marvel is rebooting Fantastic Four, also starting to eat itself

Originally only intended to hit the U.S. market, Arrested Development will now hit Netflix in Canada the same day of the U.S. premiere. Boxing Day came early! (via The Hollywood… Read the rest of the article: Extremely important news: Arrested Development will come to Netflix Canada

Death Becomes Her, the 1992 movie about two narcissistic, jealous, middle-aged women who attempt (supernaturally) to remain young-looking forever, is being remade into a TV series for Bravo, the channel… Read the rest of the article: Death Becomes Her being adapted for television

We knew this was coming, but I didn't think it would make me this sad. Kevin Smith, who has been talking about his retirement for a while now, has announced… Read the rest of the article: Kevin Smith announces that his final directorial effort will be Clerks 3

Watch one of the most exciting late-night talk show entrances in television history (I'm guessing)!

Richard Johnson and Andrew Barr of the National Post have sifted through all two and a half seasons of AMC's The Walking Dead and have come up with one of… Read the rest of the article: A comprehensive visual guide to every zombie killing on The Walking Dead (to date)

Judd Apatow is guest-editing the first comedy issue of Vanity Fair, and this means he wields slightly more power over many people than usual. That's how he got nearly every… Read the rest of the article: Pretty much everyone came back for the Freaks and Geeks reunion photo

While it doesn't even have a finished script yet, the makers of Anchorman 2 are already talking about adding Kristen Wiig to their cast because when you're making a sequel… Read the rest of the article: Kristen Wiig might play Steve Carell's love interest in Anchorman 2

In an update to our previous post about Tim Heidecker guest-editing/hijacking Rolling Stone (possibly in a fictional sense), Tim Heidecker has been "escorted out of the building after being fired… Read the rest of the article: UPDATE: Tim Heidecker has been fired from Rolling Stone

Your kid should be in (horror) pictures!

It's Walt Disney's 111th birthday today, and there is news from the video game world that probably would have made him smile: Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, his pre-Mickey Mouse, silent-era… Read the rest of the article: Happy Birthday, Walt! Oswald the Lucky Rabbit will finally get a voice (in Epic Mickey 2)!

Here is something you should know is happening: Tim Heidecker (of Tim and Eric and the Cain Train) has taken over Rolling Stone magazine. At least that's what he's telling… Read the rest of the article: Tim Heidecker takes over Rolling Stone, shows off excellent dream covers

In case there are any artistically-inclined fans of A&E's upcoming Bates Motel interested in creating a piece of the show, executive producer Carlton Cuse has put out a call for… Read the rest of the article: Carlton Cuse wants fans to create a title sequence for Bates Motel

Dwarves like to party, and they expect Bilbo Baggins to keep up. Bloody Marys at Elevensies!