LegalEagle takes a close look at a controversial Trumpworld legal theory about "nationalizing" U.S. elections and explains why the Constitution makes that pretty darn ridiculous. Elections are not run by… Read the rest of the article: LegalEagle unpacks the bizarre legal theory behind "nationalizing" U.S. elections

The Mouth of Moron, Karoline Leavitt, went super-critical, yelling about the press covering the deaths of US armed service members lost in Trump's unjust and unjustifiable war on Iran. Kaitlan… Read the rest of the article: Karoline Leavitt wants the media to ignore the deaths of US service people

Hennepin County prosecutors have invited the public to submit photos, videos, and reports of potentially unlawful conduct by federal agents. The effort is part of a new Transparency and Accountability… Read the rest of the article: Minnesota to investigate federal agents for misconduct, starting with cosplaying Gruppenführer Gregory Bovino

After years of lecturing us about Sleepy Joe, Grandpa Pudding Brains seems extremely low-energy. We've become used to Pudding Brains slurring, mumbling, and also falling asleep in public, but this… Read the rest of the article: Exhausted-looking Grandpa Pudding Brains has trouble with words

A 17-year-old biological sciences student at UC Irvine got an unexpected visit from the FBI after a maintenance worker misunderstood his garage chemistry setup and called in the cops. The… Read the rest of the article: Irvine teen's home science lab raided by the FBI

The Kiffness has made a career out of spotting accidental music in the wild and turning it into something joyous, weird, and irresistibly danceable. His latest creation takes a beach… Read the rest of the article: The Kiffness turns a beach fruit vendor into a global banger

As vaccination rates continue to plummet under the Make America Healthy Again "personal choice" evidence-free ideology, measles has come back with a collection agency. A new Yale analysis estimates that… Read the rest of the article: Vaccines are free. Measles now costs $1.5 billion a year

After weeks of online bluster about a "MAGA invasion" of Disneyland, the long-promised cultural reckoning arrived in Anaheim with all the force of a lightly attended book club. Roughly 30… Read the rest of the article: MAGA protests Disneyland by having 30 people buy $200 tickets 

The Department of Education is draping a federal building with the face of Charlie Kirk, the 32-year-old culture-war entrepreneur best known for grievance politics, campus trolling, and a long résumé… Read the rest of the article: US Department of Education decorates headquarters with Charlie Kirk

The United States Secretary of "War," Whiskey Pete Hegseth, has proudly declared that this war will not be "politically correct." The United States will adhere to "no stupid rules of… Read the rest of the article: "No stupid rules of engagement": The content war presidency and America's vibe-based war doctrine

A new T-shirt from Los Angeles' public Metro transportation celebrates the new D-Line by encouraging folks to "Ride the D." The shirt sold out quickly, but has returned to online… Read the rest of the article: LA Metro wants you to "Ride the D"

Secretary of Defense "Whiskey Pete" Hegseth proudly announced that Scouting America will forcibly out and segregate transgender scouts. This reverses nearly a decade of inclusion. Trans kids who've camped, earned… Read the rest of the article: Pentagon forces Scouts to out trans kids, calls it "returning to values"

When asked why the wild-eyed FBI director, "Keystone Kash" Patel took a reported $75,000 jet ride to Milan to "provide security" at the Winter Olympics by shotgun-ing beers with hockey… Read the rest of the article: Kash Patel's girlfriend defends his taxpayer-funded hockey party by yelling about transgender mice

After their dismantling of CBS, the Trump-aligned Ellison family is poised to absorb Warner Bros. Discovery. Newsroom employees at CNN are bracing for the usual "synergies," which, in corporate media,… Read the rest of the article: Maybe they'll send Bari Weiss to CNN

Seven northern elephant seal pups at Año Nuevo State Park have tested positive for highly pathogenic avian influenza (H5N1), marking the first confirmed cases in marine mammals in California and… Read the rest of the article: Scientists move fast as H5N1 reaches Northern California elephant seals

There is no way the captain of the US Olympic Hockey Team could have anticipated he'd be publicly denying crude insults put in his mouth by a deep-faking White House.… Read the rest of the article: Gold medalist forced to clarify he didn't record White House's AI tantrum

Openly racist, willing to lie for headlines, Vice President JD Vance has a real feel for unintentionally calling himself out. One assumes that Vance meant someone else, but he and… Read the rest of the article: JD Vance and the art of unintentional irony

A tweet from Jack Dorsey informs his staff and the world that while the company is profitable and growing, he feels the need to let 40% of the 10,000 workers… Read the rest of the article: Jack Dorsey nukes 40% of Blocks staff because AI

After leading Team USA to Olympic gold, Hilary Knight expected to talk about teamwork, grit, and the long climb back to the podium. Instead, she was asked about a callous,… Read the rest of the article: When you win gold and someone else wants applause

After missed deadlines imposed by Congress and weeks of sluggish, mandated disclosures, the Department of Justice now says it is "reviewing" whether dozens of Epstein-related interview reports were improperly withheld… Read the rest of the article: DOJ opens internal review of Epstein omissions, prepares to find DOJ did nothing wrong