Today, the President of the United States had trouble pronouncing simple words, got bored, let us know by closing his eyes for a little "me-time" while waiting for the speech… Read the rest of the article: Grandpa Pudding Brains is bored and sleepy

Through negotiations between the owner of Britannic's wreck and the Greek government, which controls it, divers have finally been allowed to enter the well-preserved hulk. In the first video, Sam… Read the rest of the article: What can Britannic teach us about her sister ship, Titanic?

The nation's top health official offered this explanation for many of his policies: "I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats." This clears… Read the rest of the article: RFK Jr. cites toilet-seat cocaine habit as proof germs aren't real problem

Healthy and Human Services brainworm RFK Jr's new "Real Food" website features his upside-down food pyramid, recommending more fat, butter, and red meat. The site also redirects to Elon Musk's… Read the rest of the article: Even Grok thinks RFK Jr.'s diet is a bad idea

Randy Rainbow declares Trump's second term the worst sequel since "Wicked for Good." I particularly enjoy that Mr. Rainbow gives us a few moments after the interview to discuss the… Read the rest of the article: "Lyin' and Spinnin' (and Cheatin' and Hidin')" a Valentine's release by Randy Rainbow

In body-camera footage released by the Monroe County Sheriff's Office, 42-year-old ICE goon Scott Thomas Deiseroth repeatedly fails to offer the deputy the respect his agency continuously demands law enforcement merits,… Read the rest of the article: ICE agent fails sobriety test, questions deputy's nationality

Before California's start-up culture gave us its own quasi-corporate pidgin, full of "circling back" and "thinking outside the box," a tiny town in Mendocino County decided to "shark" us all.… Read the rest of the article: Northern California has its own regional language, and they are making fun of you

Trump's "Border Czar" Tom Homan announced that, after months of mass arrests, slain citizens, and huge high-profile protests, ICE is already quietly slinking out of Minnesota. Prepare for ol' Grandpa… Read the rest of the article: ICE retreats from Minnesota after weeks of backlash

California Representative Ted Lieu (D-CA) was clearly exhausted by Attorney General Pam Bondi's evasive, non-answers to questions, but he wouldn't stand for her lies. The Attorney General evaded nearly every… Read the rest of the article: Congressperson tells Pam Bondi he believes she is lying to Congress

As the world boos US government officials at the Olympics, and our athletes decry government abuse at home, Immigration and Customs Enforcement wants the world to know they'll be at… Read the rest of the article: ICE gives the world another reason to skip the U.S. World Cup

While masked government thugs slay citizens legally observing their over-zealous and perhaps extra-judicial immigration enforcement, Tennessee Republican congressperson Andy Ogles has found the real National emergency: Bad Bunny's hips. The… Read the rest of the article: Congressman demands a federal probe into 13 minutes of televised twerking

In another glaring contradiction, the oft-repeated insistence by convicted felon Donald Trump and Amazon film star Melania that Jeffrey Epstein didn't introduce the two lovebirds has taken a shot across… Read the rest of the article: FBI file claims Epstein introduced Melania to Trump, contradicting the fairy tale

No one loves the excessive use of force quite like Los Angeles' finest. In addition to recently having been asked by the City Council to back off the riot gear… Read the rest of the article: Federal judge bans one "less-lethal" launcher, LAPD finds another

After reviewing unredacted Epstein files, Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) told Axios that when he searched for Donald Trump's name, it appeared "more than a million times," and at least one… Read the rest of the article: Unredacted Epstein files contain a whole lot of "Donald J. Trump"

Most high school shop programs produce birdhouses and bruised thumbs. In Sandpoint, Idaho, students spent their Saturdays building two full-scale aircraft, earned FAA airworthiness certificates, and then watched one of… Read the rest of the article: Idaho high schoolers build two airplanes, then go fly them

A tortoise in Fullerton, California, escaped its burning shed and reached safety. Slow and steady doesn't always win the race, but sometimes it keeps you alive. No word on the… Read the rest of the article: Tortoise fast enough to escape fire

A family argument about Donald Trump ended with a British woman dead on a bathroom floor in Texas, after her father told her it "would not upset him that much"… Read the rest of the article: "I have two other daughters": Texas man shoots daughter after argument about Trump

About 8,000 years ago, Mount Mazama dramatically erupted and collapsed, creating Oregon's beautiful Crater Lake. Currently, an axial volcano about 400 miles off the Oregon Coast and due west of… Read the rest of the article: Crater Lake only looks serene because it's had 7,700 years to calm down

After reviewing unredacted Epstein files, Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-FL) clearly and plainly gave the kind of assessment that makes official silence feel intentional. "There are clearly co-conspirators in here," he… Read the rest of the article: "There are clearly co-conspirators in here," says lawmaker reviewing unredacted Epstein Files

Trump's Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick appears to think he's clearing something up. Instead, he's doing the opposite. "I did have lunch with him… we had lunch on the island…… Read the rest of the article: Lutnick notes he left Epstein Island with the same number of children he arrived with