New York's Elise Stefanik has announced she's suspending her run for New York governor, will not seek reelection to Congress, and appears to be exiting the political stage entirely. This… Read the rest of the article: Elise Stefanik flames out, fades away
Science has confirmed what anyone who has ever sworn at a stuck jar lid already knows: yelling a well-timed expletive can make you stronger. According to researchers, swearing helps people… Read the rest of the article: Researchers discover profanity unlocks temporary superpowers
Get ready for empty theaters. Melania Trump has released a trailer for a new documentary about herself, a film that appears to consist primarily of dramatic lighting, slow-motion walking, and… Read the rest of the article: Melania Trump debuts a trailer that is very impressed with itself
Threats of prosecution loom as Democratic lawmakers rattle sabers and the Trump DOJ ignores the deadline set by Congress to release the Epstein files. With images of Trump condoms now… Read the rest of the article: Lawmakers posture as if they'll do something as the Trump Administration keeps delaying the Epstein files release
Vice President JD Vance visited Allentown, Pennsylvania, to claim that the Trump administration has solved the housing crisis by deporting people. Somehow, illegal aliens are coming here and sucking up… Read the rest of the article: JD Vance's latest racist rant
It seems the Orange Menace was eagerly waiting to slap his name on The Kennedy Center. In a move so on-brand it may as well have come gift-wrapped in gold… Read the rest of the article: Kennedy Center already being defiled
The Trump administration says inflation is dropping, and if you're not feeling that in your rent, grocery bill, or gas tank, clearly you're not using the same calculator. This week's… Read the rest of the article: Inflation is totally fixed, says government that lies for a living
A landmark study from France tracking 28 million adults has confirmed what public health officials long suspected: people who got vaccinated against COVID-19 were not only far less likely to… Read the rest of the article: Study of 28 million adults shows COVID vaccine cuts overall death rate by 25%
Held liable for years of committing financial fraud, and well known for over-inflating his own crowd sizes, Donald Trump is not one to be trusted with numbers. Fox, however, found… Read the rest of the article: Fox News debunks Trump's "600 percent" price cuts
In the most expensive version of buying one's own book to make the bestseller list, SpaceX now has "over 1,000" Cybertrucks sitting around. A few months ago, we noted Elon… Read the rest of the article: Cybertrucks selling like hotcakes to Elon himself
Shortly after retaking office, Donald Trump fired every single member of the Kennedy Center's governing board and replaced them with cronies, administration staffers, and family-adjacent influencers. Then they made him… Read the rest of the article: Surprise! Trump's handpicked board renames Kennedy Center after him
New audio recordings obtained by the New York Times confirm what Trump has insisted for years did not happen: he directly pressured top Republican officials in Georgia to toss out… Read the rest of the article: Trump caught on tape giving step-by-step instructions on how to steal Georgia in 2020
Deals on duct tape and the peals of institutional cruelty are the current Home Depot ambiance in Los Angeles. Day laborers, who've weathered pandemics, government abduction, and everything short of… Read the rest of the article: Day laborers beg for silence as Home Depot weaponizes sound
In the wake of legislation moving to ban gender affirming care for patients under the age of 18, Doctor Oz joined vaccine denier RFK Jr to mark the occasion. Noting… Read the rest of the article: Dr. Oz laments the cost of testicles
Trump's White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, an architect of his 2024 win and current king rat of the MAGAverse, is frantically walking back her own words after a… Read the rest of the article: Caught trashing her fellow cronies, Wiles claims she was taken out of context by a tape recording
Hollywood award-season anchor, the Oscars, is making a dramatic exit from broadcast television and moving to YouTube in 2029. This seismic shift ends more than half a century of airing… Read the rest of the article: Academy Awards moving to YouTube because streaming is king
According to a Daily Beast report that reads like a Palm Beach satire written by capitalist cronyism itself, Bettina Anderson reportedly had her eye on "horsetrading" with Elon Musk before… Read the rest of the article: When your "Plan B" is Don Jr.
If you shoot first, apparently, this game remembers. This YouTuber ran a test that seems to prove ARC Raiders lobbies aren't random, but more a moral resume of your prior… Read the rest of the article: In ARC Raiders karma is real
For years, Tesla has marketed its so-called "Autopilot" and "Full Self-Driving" software like a sci-fi dream that somehow skipped beta testing and ducked federal regulation. But now, California's DMV is… Read the rest of the article: Tesla about to learn California's laws are real
The hosts of the Daily Show all sat down in the same place to discuss the shocking trainwreck that was 2025, and we've still got two weeks to live through.… Read the rest of the article: The Daily Show recaps 2025
