The Orange Menace's newly released "national security strategy" is a fever dream scribbled in Sharpie over a Risk board. In it, the convicted felon nee president's team rewrites global alliances,… Read the rest of the article: Trump's Monroe Doctrine Reboot 'strategy' is 19th-century cosplay with drones
That rock‑solid study that regulators leaned on for decades to claim glyphosate was harmless? It's gone. The journal formally retracted the 2000 paper after admitting it was ghostwritten by the… Read the rest of the article: Herbicide "safety" paper ghostwritten by Monsanto gets bounced 25 years too late
In a grotesque new memo, the Trump‑led DOJ has told prison inspectors to stop enforcing anti‑rape safeguards for trans and intersex inmates, basically turning any safety net into Swiss cheese… Read the rest of the article: DOJ tells prisons: Safeguarding trans prisoners now optional
It is entirely unclear what message Granpa Puddin' Brains thinks he is sending his weirdo MAGA cultist base when he does the hand job dance to the Village People's top… Read the rest of the article: Grandpa Puddin' Brains does the hand job dance to a famous gay anthem
Puppy Slayer and ICE Barbie Kristi Noem celebrated her 54th birthday wearing a bright pink sombrero and having feliz cumpleanos sung to her at a Mexican restaurant, a gross demonstration… Read the rest of the article: Kristi Noem spends birthday mocking Mexicans
Ronny Chieng discusses the future of AI, how it is funded, and his role in MEGAN with a nerd who didn't recognize him in the film. I have not watched… Read the rest of the article: Ronny Chieng marvels at the AI circle jerk
Congratulations to the Department of Health and Human Services! Under the guidance of conspiracy theorist Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the decline in global child mortality has been reversed. According… Read the rest of the article: With help from DOGE, RFK Jr.'s "Health Freedom" era delivers 243,000 more child deaths
In a move so shameless it could only come from Dear Leader Donald Trump's administration, the Orange Menace has slapped his own face on the 2026 America the Beautiful park… Read the rest of the article: America the Bootlickable: Trump illegally defiles national park pass with his face
Sparkling new Republican candidate for Congress in Texas, Vincent Shlomi, is proving he is well qualified to join the GOP caucus. Once arrested for beating up a sex worker, Shlomi… Read the rest of the article: ShamWow guy hears about civil rights, decides it's all about him
After years of ignoring warnings, mocking regulators, and turning Twitter into a Xitter: literally a hotbed of extremism, state propaganda, and election disinformation, pedo guy Elon Musk finally got what… Read the rest of the article: Fined €120 million, Elon Musk discovers European laws are real
Purveyor of surveillance software that enables authoritarian oversight, Palantir CEO Alex Karp behaved very strangely during an interview with the New York Times. Appearing drunk on more than power and… Read the rest of the article: Palantir's CEO is not instilling confidence in anyone
"You think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it." –Vacation The station wagon lost the culture war to minivans, got buried by SUVs, and crushed by corporate… Read the rest of the article: White House to advance global warming so we can have the Wagon Queen Family Truckster
For just $599 and your dignity, Kohler's new "smart" toilet cam will lovingly photograph your excrement. Ostensibly to analyze your gut health, but, and this is a big but, share… Read the rest of the article: Kohler's "encrypted" smart toilet watches you poop
This woman absolutely destroys JD Vance. In an attempt to co-opt the popularity of a murdered podcaster, Vance inadvertently repeats the actual reality of the situation instead of benefiting from… Read the rest of the article: Just like Charlie Kirk, JD Vance humiliated debating a student
While we can design robots and AI models to do all sorts of things, this very stable genius gave a clanker a gun and practically begged it to shoot him.… Read the rest of the article: Man with questionable judgement gives robot a gun and convinces AI to shoot him
Grandpa Puddin' Brain made a funny, and the crowd of folks around him were forced to laugh. Secretary of Making Us Dress Nicer Sean Duffy was decrying his predecessor's actual… Read the rest of the article: 79-year-old rage puppet demands Cabinet member mispronounce "Buttigieg"
In a bold and probably soon-to-be-controversial move, scientists are developing a vaccine that could prevent fentanyl overdoses. Instead of just reviving people with Narcan after they collapse, biotech startup ARMR… Read the rest of the article: New fentanyl vaccine could save lives if the government doesn't ban it for being a vaccine
At long last, the Buffy reboot has a director brave enough to acknowledge the show's most uncomfortable truth: that Buffy's love life was basically a YA supernatural romance written by… Read the rest of the article: Buffy reboot confronts the OG show's wild premise of centuries‑old men thirsting after a sophomore
Good news for liars: the Supreme Court may soon rule that anti-abortion "crisis pregnancy centers" have a constitutional right to deceive vulnerable women, so long as they do it in… Read the rest of the article: Lying to pregnant people likely to become constitutionally protected speech
Profitless and funded by an ongoing circle jerk of VCs and strategic deals, OpenAI is in a panic as Google's Gemini has apparently ceased sucking and taken the lead in… Read the rest of the article: OpenAI in open panic over Gemini's sudden dominance
