Absolutely a stable genius and cognitive masterpiece, Donald Trump veered wildly off-script to declare war on modern sink design. "You turn on the water and there's no water," he fumed.… Read the rest of the article: Grandpa Puddin' Brains angry about modern sinks
A newly filed Justice Department document reveals that nearly every immigrant arrested in Chicago during a recent sweep had no criminal record. This contradicts the Trump administration narrative that the… Read the rest of the article: Trump's immigration sweep in Chicago mostly nabbed the innocent
Notably sensitive Donald Trump blew a fuse midair this weekend when a Bloomberg reporter dared to ask whether any of Jeffrey Epstein's newly released emails implicated him. Instead of answering,… Read the rest of the article: "Quiet, Piggy": Trump revives his misogynist greatest hits on Air Force One
Asked how closely he'd monitor crime in Seattle ahead of six World Cup matches, Trump gave a trademark nonsense answer. Apparently mistaking "Seattle" for "Los Angeles," Ol' Puddin' Brains went… Read the rest of the article: Puddin' Brains tries and fails to answer a question
Border Patrol agents flooded immigrant-heavy neighborhoods in Charlotte, North Carolina, this weekend, arresting at least 81 people and terrifying entire communities. The operation, dubbed "Charlotte's Web," saw agents chasing people… Read the rest of the article: DHS calls it "enforcement," while locals call it terrorizing their neighborhoods
In a rare and scathing judgment, a federal judge accused the Department of Justice of prosecutorial misconduct in the case against James Comey, saying the record reveals "a disturbing pattern of… Read the rest of the article: DOJ busted: grand jury misconduct exposed in Comey indictment
Many times accused of sexual assault, MAGA cult leader Donald Trump said he wants Epstein files released. A closer look suggests he may want the public to see only what… Read the rest of the article: Trump's call for Epstein transparency includes fine print and loopholes
This clip of economist Paul Krugman explaining that crypto is really a tool for the tools, and not any sort of legitimate currency or investment practice, is wonderful. In an… Read the rest of the article: "Because it's a cult:" Economist Paul Krugman explains crypto
An Indiana state senator who didn't fall in line with Trump's redistricting scheme found himself on the receiving end of a swatting stunt. Just hours after the former president publicly… Read the rest of the article: GOP state senator gets swatted after defying Trump
If you stopped by Jiffy Lube for what you thought was a routine oil change and ended up with a dead car, you are not alone. Multiple drivers in the… Read the rest of the article: Jiffy Lube: too much jiffy, not enough lube
Need a little extra heavy metal with your morning smoothie? Consumer Reports tested 23 protein powders and shakes and discovered that over two-thirds are spiked with more lead than what… Read the rest of the article: Consumer Reports: some plant-based protein shakes have over 15x safe lead levels
Shady JD Vance is back at the chalkboard, displaying logic that only a MAGA can get their head around. This time, the couch enthusiast is insisting the housing crisis exists… Read the rest of the article: JD Vance employs mental gymnastics blaming housing crisis on immigrants
Zac Segal, the president of the Boston University College Republicans, bragged that he called ICE on a local car wash and cheered when agents hauled workers away, all in the… Read the rest of the article: Immigrant BU student claims credit for ICE raid on car wash workers
The Trump administration is blowing up boats in the Caribbean again and insisting it is a war, even though the only thing declared is the Orange Menace's desire to kill.… Read the rest of the article: Trump keeps murdering fishermen and calling it policy
Megyn Kelly took a bold stand for a man who absolutely does not need one by announcing that Jeffrey Epstein was "not a pedophile." She says the real issue is… Read the rest of the article: Megyn Kelly tries to launder Epstein's reputation with word games
Stable genius Donald Trump is never firing on all cylinders, but this is some extra wacky stuff. Apparently, the best people at foster care are Christians, and the Jeffrey Epstein… Read the rest of the article: Ol' Puddin' Brains is making stuff up again
I guess Governor Newsom looks forward to the discovery that'll arise when our legendarily sensitive and litigious President attempts to sue him. Remember, Donald, that the truth is an absolute… Read the rest of the article: Newsom's social media declares Trump a pedophile
LAPD just got told to stop stapling scare notes to its complaint forms like an ACAB-themed greeting card. California's highest court said the warning did nothing but spook people who… Read the rest of the article: Attempt to chill reports of police misconduct in Los Angeles ruled illegal
Israel says settler gangs need to quit setting villages on fire, which is strange as the gangs take their cues from the folks now pretending to clutch pearls. Even the… Read the rest of the article: Israel finally notices its settler mobs are burning down the West Bank
Two weeks after launch, ARC Raiders, one of the best new video games of 2025, has released a major update including new content, XP balancing, and refunding credits to players… Read the rest of the article: ARC Raiders offers a huge patch
