TOM THE DANCING BUG: Attention, Journalists! You are an Enemy of the State!

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH so-called "journalists" are ordered to Re-education Centers for direction on how to best serve the State.

By Ruben Bolling

YOU, THE READER, ARE HEREBY ORDERED to join the INNER HIVE e-mail subscription service to see further MANDATORY DIRECTIVES relayed via the comic strip Tom the Dancing Bug, by @RubenBolling, as they are released every week. Failure to do so may result in revocation of Internet Privileges.

Published 8:02 am Wed, Jun 5, 2013

17 Responses to “TOM THE DANCING BUG: Attention, Journalists! You are an Enemy of the State!”

  1. Jellodyne says:

    The framers of the constitution clearly intended to for me to have the right to publish a right-side-up jumble problem, and the gubermint can go to hell if they think they’re takin it.

  2. cubby96 says:

    Whew, finally more reporting on side boob.

  3. crummett says:

    I wish this was funnier.

  4. SomeGuyNamedMark says:

    If I break these rules do I need to reread the drone strike pamphlet too?

  5. GeorgeMokray says:

    The NSA is still capturing all electronic communications from everybody it can so journalists shouldn’t be feeling so special and singled out.  

    • Bill Glover says:

       This explains everything.

      The new government Bureau of Information (formally the NSA) is just clearing out the competition. After all, if you have a perfect news service, why would you need any others?

      With the new Instant You(tm) service from the BOI all the news you are cleared for will be delivered to you wherever you are. You don’t even need to subscribe because We Know Where You Are [cue laugh track].

  6. Is nobody else deeply disturbed by this?

    • Kimmo says:

      It’s like all the wackos like Alex Jones told us…
      we’re inured now; the frog is boiled.

    • Thebes42 says:

      Yeah, but when we told you all that it was probably happening we were called “conspiracy theorists” told to “take off the tinfoil hat” and now when we complain- we are told that we should have known it was happening all along.

  7. jbond says:

    For further information, please re-read.

  8. Deidzoeb says:

    Where do I apply for re-education on sideboob journalism, and how forcefully does the headmistress punish us when we give wrong answers? 

  9. MattAtDoyle says:

    THANKS, OBAMA! oh, wait…