TOM THE DANCING BUG: Attention, Journalists! You are an Enemy of the State!

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH so-called "journalists" are ordered to Re-education Centers for direction on how to best serve the State.

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  1. The framers of the constitution clearly intended to for me to have the right to publish a right-side-up jumble problem, and the gubermint can go to hell if they think they’re takin it.

  2. The NSA is still capturing all electronic communications from everybody it can so journalists shouldn’t be feeling so special and singled out.  

    1.  This explains everything.

      The new government Bureau of Information (formally the NSA) is just clearing out the competition. After all, if you have a perfect news service, why would you need any others?

      With the new Instant You(tm) service from the BOI all the news you are cleared for will be delivered to you wherever you are. You don’t even need to subscribe because We Know Where You Are [cue laugh track].

    1. Yeah, but when we told you all that it was probably happening we were called “conspiracy theorists” told to “take off the tinfoil hat” and now when we complain- we are told that we should have known it was happening all along.

  3. Where do I apply for re-education on sideboob journalism, and how forcefully does the headmistress punish us when we give wrong answers? 

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