Stoned man who called 911 found surrounded by junk food


Police responding to a 911 call turned up at an the Austintown, Ohio home to find the 22-year-old man who called for emergency help "laying on the floor, in the fetal position… surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, and Chips Ahoy cookies."


According to the police report, the fellow said he "smoked too much weed" and was "too high and could not feel his hands."


"Too High" Man Surrounded By Snacks" (Smoking Gun)