Over at Laughing Squid, Scott Beale has a neat post up about these fried-egg molds from Urban Trend that allow you to cook your sunny side ups in the shape of a gun. There's a lethal cholesterol joke in here somewhere, but my arteries are too clogged to think it up. Link.
Update: BB reader Jere7my came up with the best description for fried eggs prepared this way: "over-Uzi." And if you like guns with your eggs, you may also like grenades with your waffles.