The Cecil the Lion Costume is modeled upon, or at least superficially cobbled-together from generic costume bits to resemble, the animal poached lately by the proverbial Rich Dentist. You can stop sending it in now, thank you!
Sexy Cecil the Lion costume finally available
Some male spiders tie up females before sex so they don't get eaten alive
Spider cannibalism — the tendency for female spiders to eat their mates during or after sex — is fairly common knowledge at this point. There's a surprising evolutionary benefit to… READ THE REST
Mating season for Bay Area tarantulas just got longer
Extra-horny spiders is yet-another unexpected consequence of climate change. The warmer-than-usual weather has prolonged the male tarantula's annual mass booty crawl—and, by extension, their lives. The typical mating season for… READ THE REST
Your productivity can increase tenfold with this AI-powered app!
TL;DR: With the Ultiself app, you can create your most optimal routine and build better habits—all built by you!—for only $19.99 (reg. $47). Be honest with us. Are you still dragging your… READ THE REST
Windows 11 Pro is the gaming upgrade you never knew you needed
TL;DR: Microsoft's most up-to-date and gamer-friendly OS, Windows 11 Pro, is now on sale for only $19.97 (reg. $199) through September 29! Nothing's better than shutting down your work laptop to… READ THE REST
This VPN router is the key to getting the 'Spider-Man' movies back on Netflix!
TL;DR: This VPN router can unblock content on your streaming services, and it's available for $159 when you use coupon code CONNECT through September 29! Is it us, or is Netflix seriously… READ THE REST
