Stuck for something smug to say? The Idiomatic randomly generates idioms by gluing together parts of other idioms, allowing you to control conversations and stymie unwelcome trains of thought through the power of confusion.
"A man who is his own lawyer will take a mile."
"The apple is always the last to know."
"An onion a day has a silver lining."
"The end is king."
"God is a lie."