James Comey: A freak of nature with the power to cloud liberals' minds

The Clickhole is in incredible form with Step Right Up And Feast Your Eyes On The Unfathomable Comey, The Man Who Is Both Good And Bad! The Beautiful Monster Who Makes Resisters’ Minds Spin! Betrayer Of Hillary! Enemy Of Trump! Behold This Freak Of Nature! It's a timely reminder that the FBI is a domestic surveillance agency with a long, dishonorable history of antidemocratic suppression of justice movements, and that nice guys with a commitment to decency and shared prosperity do not get appointed to head such institutions.

Ah, yes! Democrats, gawk in wide-eyed stupefaction of Comey, the creature of paradox, as our nation’s Congress calls on him to answer for his baffling duality, a task of pure futility! To ask whether Comey will save America or is responsible for its ruin is to ask God himself, “Why are your creations so?” As tall as he is perplexing, Comey—living puzzle who is neither Angel nor Devil, or perhaps both at once!—comes into view and one cannot help but wonder how one man can wield Anthony Weiner’s inbox to such disastrous effect, yet ignite Trump’s fury in utterly exultant fashion!

Step Right Up And Feast Your Eyes On The Unfathomable Comey, The Man Who Is Both Good And Bad! The Beautiful Monster Who Makes Resisters’ Minds Spin! Betrayer Of Hillary! Enemy Of Trump! Behold This Freak Of Nature! [Resistancehole/Clickhole]

(via Naked Capitalism)

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