Jeffsum: placeholder text drawn from the literary corpus of Jeff Goldblum

Jeffsum generates placeholder text in the distinctive idiom of famed actor Jeff Goldblum. [via @littlenono]

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs. Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. Yes, Yes, without the oops! Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance.

You know what? It is beets. I've crashed into a beet truck. Yes, Yes, without the oops! Yes, Yes, without the oops! Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! Must go faster... go, go, go, go, go! Jaguar shark! So tell me - does it really exist?

You're a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager? Life finds a way. This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows. I was part of something special. Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?