Name a black hole after someone who sucks for $10

Black holes are some of the weirdest objects in our universe. They suck in and demolish everything around them. Do you know a person whose personality resembles a black hole?

On the International Black Hole registry, you can "Name a black hole after someone (or something?) who sucks! With your purchase, you will receive a digital certificate with the name of the person you are honoring, along with unique coordinates for your black hole and (if desired) a personalized message."