Melania Trump, who married into the dirtiest, most scandal-slimed money pile she could find herself photographed rolling in, would like everyone to know success is really about independence.

Speaking about "Fostering the Future Accounts," Melania said, "Success is not about how many benefits a person receives. But rather, about how much independence they achieve." That is a perfectly nice sentence until it exits the mouth of someone whose brand of independence came wrapped in Trump Tower marble, inherited money, fraud findings, bankruptcy fumes, licensing deals, government access, and the world's most litigated family name.
A gilded prenup is not a work ethic.
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• Melania's Pay-Off and King Charles 'master-stroke' in this week's dubious tabloids
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