Grandpa Pudding Brains gets lost in a cop's muscles

Grandpa Pudding Brains tried to tell a story about a New York police officer "please, sir"ing him and somehow ended up admiring the man's muscles as if he had wandered into a weird Conan movie.

If there were muscles, the muscles were all over the place, and so was the story.

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