Who ruined the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool?! Who took something that had been fine for decades and turned it into a national shitshow by farming out renovation work to their corrupt friends? Rest assured that Detective Trump is already hard at work exposing the gay Chinese deep-state radical Democrat secret agents responsible for his shoddy refurb job.
With the full backing of his cult of personality, naturally. As tirelessly as ever, men-on-the-street The Good Liars have traveled to the reflecting pool for a deep dive (not literally; it's quite shallow) into what Trump's base thinks is going on. Truth, as ever, optional.
Highlights include a rambling monologue comparing Trump to your dad, musings on divine intervention, pool surveillance, and an ill-fated attempt to drink some of the reflecting pool water.
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