If you're not caught up on Trump's God Bless the USA Bible, let me give you a quick rundown: it's a King James Bible with the Bill of Rights and the lyrics to a Lee Greenwood song stuck in the middle. Greenwood and Trump are, of course, using it to utterly rinse the MAGA crowd at $60 a pop.
Naturally, leftist comedy duo The Good Liars have never seen a right-wing grift they couldn't co-opt for commentary purposes. Instead of just waiting for Trump to fleece a gullible audience, they hit the mean streets of Washington DC to sell their own $60 bibles, constructed for little more than the cost of a regular bible and some superglue.
What a bargain! The Good Liars have always excelled at exposing the doublethink required to still support Trump in the big 2026. Despite the apparent effectiveness of Trump's sales pitch, not a single Good Liars bible was sold. Better luck next grift.
