You've seen the political compass, I'm sure: that admirable attempt to map every viewpoint onto two axes. It's been a while since it's gotten an update, hasn't it? Don't we need a political compass for the modern era, capable of reflecting our weird age of knee-jerk, tribalism-focused politics? How is the traditional political compass supposed to reflect how I feel about AI? ('Not good', in case you were wondering.)
Worry not, for the 2020s Political Compass Test is here. Rather than the traditional axes, this set of 64 extremely topical questions will score you on a variety of metrics including "Chud vs. Woke" and "Tech Bro vs. Neo-Luddite." As absurd as these categories sound, it's even more absurd that virtually everyone at the forefront of political discourse can be slotted neatly into them.
It'll even compare you to a contemporary political figure who holds your same views once you're done. I got Greta Thunberg, which I will take as a massive compliment. Bring this site up at your next family gathering to instantly start a fight!
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