Kevin "Jay and Silent Bob"

Kevin "Jay and Silent Bob" Smith directs the Council of Elrond.

Yo, check this shit. Me and Silent Gimli here, we got a plan. We stole an outline of the Dark Lord's whole scheme, and found a weakness just like the fuckin' Death Star. If somebody takes the ring to Mordor, and throws it in that fiery pit-thing, fuckin' bickety-bam, Sauron's whole kingdom comes down.

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