Phone psychics gone wild

Rules for telephone psychics:
* Do not try to extort any money from a caller.

* Never put callers on hold for any reason.

* We do not talk to the dead, we let them rest in peace.

* No discussion of death, doom or disaster. Never upset a caller.

* Do not pretend to know the future.

* You cannot give any counseling about abortion.

* There shall be no casting of spells on this line or any magic potions.

* This line is NOT to be used for promoting evil.

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