* Do not try to extort any money from a caller.Link Discuss (Thanks, Zed!)
* Never put callers on hold for any reason.
* We do not talk to the dead, we let them rest in peace.
* No discussion of death, doom or disaster. Never upset a caller.
* Do not pretend to know the future.
* You cannot give any counseling about abortion.
* There shall be no casting of spells on this line or any magic potions.
* This line is NOT to be used for promoting evil.