Yeah, I know Sid Vicious wore a lock on a chain around his neck just like that. But the first time you try and pogo with that thing on it's gonna chip a tooth, Road Warrior.Link (via AccordionGuy)
Now that you've climbed up there, it's a lot higher than it looks, isn't it? Dumbass.
The Renaissance Faire may not be the source of all your problems, but it sure as shit isn't helping any.
You're probably doing something that bugs the next guy twice as much. Clam up and get on with your life.
I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.