This is a great collection of aphorisms by which you would be well-served if you were to build your life around them.
Yeah, I know Sid Vicious wore a lock on a chain around his neck just like that. But the first time you try and pogo with that thing on it's gonna chip a tooth, Road Warrior.
Now that you've climbed up there, it's a lot higher than it looks, isn't it? Dumbass.
The Renaissance Faire may not be the source of all your problems, but it sure as shit isn't helping any.
You're probably doing something that bugs the next guy twice as much. Clam up and get on with your life.
(via AccordionGuy)
